First the words, then the fun:
All my bags are packed, I’m ready to go
I’m standing here outside your door
I hate to wake you up to say goodbye
But the dawn is breaking, it’s early morn
The taxi’s waiting, he’s blowing his horn
Already I’m so lonesome I could die
So kiss me and smile for me
Tell me that you’ll wait for me
Hold me like you’ll never let me go
Cause I’m leaving on a jet plane
Don’t know when I’ll be home again
Oh, babe, I hate to go
There’s so many times I’ve let you down
So many times I played around
I tell you now they don’t mean a thing
Every place I go I’ll think of you
Every song I sing I’ll sing for you
When I come back I’ll wear your wedding ring
So, kiss me…etc.
So now the time has come to leave you
One more time let me kiss you
And close your eyes and I’ll be on my way
Dream about the days to come
When I won’t have to leave alone
About the times that I won’t have to say
Kiss me…etc.
SO: What starts out as a tender, loving, somewhat sad story about a loving couple that has to say goodbye turns into a story about a guy who ADMITS HE CHEATS(so many times I’ve played around) AND THINKS IT'S OKAY because it was just sex (they don’t mean a thing)…and John Denver tries to sly it in and move on like it wasn’t even mentioned.
So, not letting this sly by and fully taking it into account, let’s take it from the top.
All my bags are packed, I’m ready to go
I’m standing here outside your door
I hate to wake you up to say goodbye (because you might bring up the whole cheating thing and tell me not to do it again)
But the dawn is breaking, it’s early morn
The taxi’s waiting, he’s blowing his horn
Already I’m so lonesome I could die (but I won’t be lonesome for long as I’ve got a girl in every city I’m touring)
So kiss me and smile for me
Tell me that you’ll wait for me (while I’m off screwing everything that moves)
Hold me like you’ll never let me go (but do let me go so I can screw everything that moves)
Cause I’m leaving on a jet plane
Don’t know when I’ll be home again (cause I may be cheating so much it’ll take longer than I thought)
Oh, babe, I hate to go (but not so much as I have endless girls waiting to screw me)
There’s so many times I’ve let you down
So many times I played around
I tell you now they don’t mean a thing (and won’t when I play around again and again and again and…)
Every place I go I’ll think of you (when I’m not screwing all the women I’ll be screwing, whch will be mmost of the time, so I won't be thinking of you very much)
Every song I sing I’ll sing for you (except when I pretend it’s for a girl in the audience I want to screw…which will be most, if not all, songs, most, if not all, the time)
When I come back I’ll wear your wedding ring (until I take it off when I’m on the road screwing all the different girls I‘ll be screwing, so it’ll be off a lot)
So, kiss me…etc.
So now the time has come to leave you
One more time let me kiss you
And close your eyes and I’ll be on my way
Dream about the days to come
When I won’t have to leave alone (which will be never because then I won’t be able to screw all the girls I screw when I’m away)
About the times that I won’t have to say
Kiss me and smile for me…etc.
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I think it was a wise move to sing “Sunshine On My Shoulders” with Kermit on The Muppet Show
Monday, December 15, 2008
Days Like These
Tell me your secrets
I’ll tell you mine
We’ll spend the evening
In the days behind
Just you and me
And our memories
Someday we’ll remember
Days like these
Our conversation
Was short and sweet
I’m glad it was
Incomplete
Now I can call you
And talk about the breeze
Someday we’ll remember
Days like these
Tomorrow seems so
Far away
Instead of leaving
Why don’t you stay
Growing old with you
Is gonna be a tease
Wondering if we’ll
Ever again have
Days like these
I’ll tell you mine
We’ll spend the evening
In the days behind
Just you and me
And our memories
Someday we’ll remember
Days like these
Our conversation
Was short and sweet
I’m glad it was
Incomplete
Now I can call you
And talk about the breeze
Someday we’ll remember
Days like these
Tomorrow seems so
Far away
Instead of leaving
Why don’t you stay
Growing old with you
Is gonna be a tease
Wondering if we’ll
Ever again have
Days like these
Like The Sun You'll Scorch The Earth
She came to this world with the eyes of a sky on fire
Her flame flickering like a moon across a summer sea
A diary into her hidden heart’s desire
That led her to the place she wanted to be
Pressed between the pages of the days gone by
Are the sounds of laughter and the stains of the tears she shared
You wonder if she were a bird where she would fly
To the highest mountaintop she would have dared
Instead she lent comfort to those so alone
Instead she did her best to turn her house to a home
She proved a gentle heart from the moment of her birth
And then, like the sun, she scorched the earth
Listen to the angels singing on the silent winds
Hear their wings whispering on the bending breeze
Telling you that beauty only again begins
When you allow yourself to see what you need to see
And when you understand there is nothing that you lack
And when you realize you would take nothing back
You’ll prove a broken heart until you remember what her love was worth
And then, like the sun, you’ll scorch the earth
Her flame flickering like a moon across a summer sea
A diary into her hidden heart’s desire
That led her to the place she wanted to be
Pressed between the pages of the days gone by
Are the sounds of laughter and the stains of the tears she shared
You wonder if she were a bird where she would fly
To the highest mountaintop she would have dared
Instead she lent comfort to those so alone
Instead she did her best to turn her house to a home
She proved a gentle heart from the moment of her birth
And then, like the sun, she scorched the earth
Listen to the angels singing on the silent winds
Hear their wings whispering on the bending breeze
Telling you that beauty only again begins
When you allow yourself to see what you need to see
And when you understand there is nothing that you lack
And when you realize you would take nothing back
You’ll prove a broken heart until you remember what her love was worth
And then, like the sun, you’ll scorch the earth
Yes, then, like the sun, you'll scorch the earth
Breathe Deeply...
breathe deeply
all that is around you
before it is too late
whisper
to all that you meet
for a moment is just that
and should not be wasted
by uncertainty
there is
too much to see
all that is around you
before it is too late
whisper
to all that you meet
for a moment is just that
and should not be wasted
by uncertainty
there is
too much to see
City Streets
Every once in a while
Amidst all the
Horror & metal
& confusion
& cars
You meet
A person
That makes
You think
“I’ll
Get up
Tomorrow”
Amidst all the
Horror & metal
& confusion
& cars
You meet
A person
That makes
You think
“I’ll
Get up
Tomorrow”
People Crave The World To Know Their name, But...
Fame’s the game these days.
People want the world to know their name. Heck, they’ll even go on TV and eat maggots and bull’s balls so people will know it.
To have their name published in some gossip magazine or some entertainment guide would be a dream come true.
Well, I’ll tell you the one place you don’t want your name published and that’s a Medical Journal. Cause if it is it that means they found a new disease…and that new diease they found...they found in you.
Take Lou Gehrig:
His name is known the world over, merely for beng an exceptional baseball player, not for something that requires talent like eating bull’s balls, but it’s known.
His name, however, is more widely known for a new disease they discovered in him, known in non-medical layman’s terms as:
Lou Gehrig’s Disease
You may want, desire, lust for your name to be known worldwide but not when it precedes the word “disease.” This I assure…
…so, be careful what you wish for.
People want the world to know their name. Heck, they’ll even go on TV and eat maggots and bull’s balls so people will know it.
To have their name published in some gossip magazine or some entertainment guide would be a dream come true.
Well, I’ll tell you the one place you don’t want your name published and that’s a Medical Journal. Cause if it is it that means they found a new disease…and that new diease they found...they found in you.
Take Lou Gehrig:
His name is known the world over, merely for beng an exceptional baseball player, not for something that requires talent like eating bull’s balls, but it’s known.
His name, however, is more widely known for a new disease they discovered in him, known in non-medical layman’s terms as:
Lou Gehrig’s Disease
You may want, desire, lust for your name to be known worldwide but not when it precedes the word “disease.” This I assure…
…so, be careful what you wish for.
Unheralded Revolutionary
There’s revolutionary in history that changed our way of life and has yet to be heralded. I will be changing that right now.
I’m speaking of course of the man who came up with the simple whistle that slides up to a high note than quickly back down to a low note that lets women know: You one hot-looking mama.
I don’t where he came up with it, when he came up with it, or the inspiration for it. I only know its positive ramifications.
Where would construction workers be without it? In fact, where would all men be without it? No idea what to say to a passing woman? Pull out the whistle.
How misunderstood he must have been in his time.
Well, today sir, I salute you.
I’m speaking of course of the man who came up with the simple whistle that slides up to a high note than quickly back down to a low note that lets women know: You one hot-looking mama.
I don’t where he came up with it, when he came up with it, or the inspiration for it. I only know its positive ramifications.
Where would construction workers be without it? In fact, where would all men be without it? No idea what to say to a passing woman? Pull out the whistle.
How misunderstood he must have been in his time.
Well, today sir, I salute you.
2 Things I Think Should Be Legal
Blowing up radio towers of stations that start playing ALL CHRISTMAS SONGS in early-November
Breaking cell phones of people who call friends and narrate whole concerts
Breaking cell phones of people who call friends and narrate whole concerts
20 Lists I Won't Make
The Goofy Side Of Charles Manson
Fun Things About Constipation
Reasons I Love Telemarketers
Best Things About Unrequited Love
Overlooked Positives About Catching Fire
Reasons Why I Adore People Who Yell
The Pluses Of Dying
Why People Against Cruelty To Animals Are Wrong
Reasons The Heart Isn Unnecessary
The Devil’s Good Qualities
Reasons We Need More Crystal Meth Labs
Why Murder Should Be Legal
Gaping Holes In The Argument “the death penalty is too harsh for jay-walkers”
Why “I felt like it” Is A Valid Point For Stealing Cars
Why Dehydration And Starvation Are Character Builders
Child Abuse: A Recipe For Comedy
The Many Talents Of Paris Hilton
Why Starting Christmas Season Before Halloween In No Manner Diminishes Holiday Spirit
Train Derailments: The Coolest Things Ever
My Favorite Person The Serial Killer
Fun Things About Constipation
Reasons I Love Telemarketers
Best Things About Unrequited Love
Overlooked Positives About Catching Fire
Reasons Why I Adore People Who Yell
The Pluses Of Dying
Why People Against Cruelty To Animals Are Wrong
Reasons The Heart Isn Unnecessary
The Devil’s Good Qualities
Reasons We Need More Crystal Meth Labs
Why Murder Should Be Legal
Gaping Holes In The Argument “the death penalty is too harsh for jay-walkers”
Why “I felt like it” Is A Valid Point For Stealing Cars
Why Dehydration And Starvation Are Character Builders
Child Abuse: A Recipe For Comedy
The Many Talents Of Paris Hilton
Why Starting Christmas Season Before Halloween In No Manner Diminishes Holiday Spirit
Train Derailments: The Coolest Things Ever
My Favorite Person The Serial Killer
List - 10 Pet Peeves
10. Pet peeves
9. Making lists about pet peeves
8. Pets being anointed sole ownership of the “peeve’ for no discernable reason
7. My pet being peeved at everything
6. People who can’t wait in lines
5. Waiting in lines
4. People who help others only when it’s convenient
3. Helping others when it’s inconvenient
2. Buy tomatoes – sorry that’s from my shopping list
1. Writing items from my shopping on my Pet Peeve list
9. Making lists about pet peeves
8. Pets being anointed sole ownership of the “peeve’ for no discernable reason
7. My pet being peeved at everything
6. People who can’t wait in lines
5. Waiting in lines
4. People who help others only when it’s convenient
3. Helping others when it’s inconvenient
2. Buy tomatoes – sorry that’s from my shopping list
1. Writing items from my shopping on my Pet Peeve list
My First List
10. At 10, I’ll decide the list will be 10 items long
9. At 9, I’ll strongly believe I can reach my 10-item quota
8. At 8, I’ll fully doubt I can reach my 10-item quota, as it took 4 minutes to think up #9.
7. At 7, I’ll drift off and forget what I was doing.
6. At 6, I’ll delude myself into thinking my 10-item quota is possible
5. At 5, I’ll think of writing “five golden rings” but then realize The Twelve Days Of Christmas is too popular to plagiarize…not that I’d ever plagiarize
4. At 4, I’ll decide the 10-item quota is just another of the rules “The Man” has always used to keep us down…even though I’m the one who made the rule
3. At 3, I'll wish I had #7 back
2. At 2, I’ll decide lists should be about something, a point I should have listed at #10 and listed #10 at #9
1. At 1, I’ll decide I should redo my list
9. At 9, I’ll strongly believe I can reach my 10-item quota
8. At 8, I’ll fully doubt I can reach my 10-item quota, as it took 4 minutes to think up #9.
7. At 7, I’ll drift off and forget what I was doing.
6. At 6, I’ll delude myself into thinking my 10-item quota is possible
5. At 5, I’ll think of writing “five golden rings” but then realize The Twelve Days Of Christmas is too popular to plagiarize…not that I’d ever plagiarize
4. At 4, I’ll decide the 10-item quota is just another of the rules “The Man” has always used to keep us down…even though I’m the one who made the rule
3. At 3, I'll wish I had #7 back
2. At 2, I’ll decide lists should be about something, a point I should have listed at #10 and listed #10 at #9
1. At 1, I’ll decide I should redo my list
Quotes From "Wild At Heart"
The Laura Dern Character:
This world is wild at heart and weird on top.
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In another scene, Laura Dern says...
Oh, baby, you got me hotter than Georgia asphalt
This world is wild at heart and weird on top.
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In another scene, Laura Dern says...
Oh, baby, you got me hotter than Georgia asphalt
For Those Who Always Tell Yourself "I Can't"...
...I say to you...Just remember...
"Can't" is only "t'nac" spelled backward.
"Can't" is only "t'nac" spelled backward.
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