Monday, December 8, 2008

Quotes from "Drugstore Cowboy"

In repsonse to the detective asking who shot him...

BOB (Matt Dillon): It was the hat.

...in reference to a bad omen that occured when someone dropped a hat on a bed.

--EARLIER--

Bob's doping up and the Kelli Lynch character (forget her name) comes seductively strutting over and tries to kiss him...something Bob nixes toot-sweet.

KEELI LYNCH: It's no fair. You never fuck me, and I always have to drive.

Quotes From "In The Soup"

The Steve Buscemi character is reading his 500 PAGE SCRIPT about Dostoevsky and Nietzsche and an angel and the person he's reading it to, Seymour Cassel, starts falling asleep and finally...

SEYMOUR CASSEL: What page are you on?

STEVE BUSCEMI: 4.

SEYMOUR CASSEL (pulls a gun) Shoot me.

STEVE BUSCEMI: I'm nt going to shoot you.

SEYMOUR CASSEL: You're going to have to because if you read page 5, I'm going to shoot you.

Hollywood Movies Have So Overdone One Particular Scene...

...in suspense-thrillers, they should start handing out t-shirts to patrons who jut watched one:

"I Survived Yet Another Could've Gotten Away Easy But The Car Wouldn't Start Til The Bad Guys Were Right On Top Of Us Scene"

Woman Have The Trump Card Of All Trumps Cards In Relationships Turned Bad...

...that men will NEVER be able to use.

I faked every orgasm.

The Fact I Hear Dogs Talking To Me...

...doesn't mean I'm hallucinating.

Oh, wait. Yes, it does.

If You Were Here Now...

...you'd be standing on my computer.

Think About This...

You'll never get back the 3 seconds it took to read this.

The Question Isn't If Mornings Should Be Shot...

...the question is where?

Its essence?

It Just Occured To Me...

20 years ago I was 20 years younger than I am today

Thoughts While Staring At The Night Sky

Does the moon like the night shift?

I bet The Man In The Moon doesn't give one crap about us.

Are the moon and sun friends or just passing work acquaintances?

Maybe the moon and sun were friends until the sun goaded the moon one too many times about no one landing on it, and now, they just offer nods at shift changes.

With people wishing on stars for eons asking them to make certain dreams dome true, don't you think at least one star's said, "Heard it."

Stars must want to kill Jiminy Cricket 'cause I guarantee most people started pleading to them after that whole Pinocchio, "When You Wish Upon A Star" business.

Are stars as obsessed with Hollywood stars as we are?

What does cloud break sound like?

You Think Up The Questions - 7

How It Works


I went there specifically for that purpose.
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He said he was a doctor.
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I tried, but I'm a true lefty and have to everything with my left hand. Even that.
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That’s why I had the walls sound-proofed.
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They haven't enforced it yet.
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I adore children.

You Think Up The Questions - 6

How It Works

I should have stayed with my smaller one.

You Think Up The Questions - 5

How It Works


I tried. I'm just not very good at that sort of thing.
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It's only natural...I think.
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It was just part of the job, unofficially, at least.
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No, never. Okay, yes, often.
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I don't understand why doing that in a zoo is so strange.