Quandary: Shark Biting Foot Off...

I saw a special on sharks and it got me thinking:

If a shark bit my foot off, would I be happy it didn’t eat the rest of me or simply pissed it ate my foot?

I don’t know. I really just don’t know. But I better figure out the answer soon as my lack of sleep due to this continually spinning in my mind is starting to effect my day.

Thoughts While Pondering The Days Of The Week

Does Wednesday ask Thursday what Friday is like?

Do Friday & Saturday argue over which is the best “party" day?

If they do, I bet Friday argues that people have been copped up at work and are ready to explode, while Saturday would counter-argue that people have all day and night with him.

If we vut up the days of thr week, threw them up in the air, and randomly taped them back together, would we start the 5-day work week from wherever Monday was?

And if we did, how would Tuesday cope if it now fell on a weekend? Would the change be too much?

You Think Up The Questions - 10

How It Works

I don't know where you heard that, but it's mostly a lie.
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Because there was no one there who’d tell.
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You don't?
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I'm not ashamed to admit it.
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Because at night there are fewer people around.

You Think Up The Questions - 9

How It Works

Of course I do that in a public bathroom.
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I like doing it with potatoes best. They’re hard and no two are the same.
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What are the odds of me catching that?
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That’s illegal? THAT?! I never knew.
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As often as possible. I think everyone should.

You Think Up The Questions - 8

How It Works

That's the only reason I went there.
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He said he was a doctor.
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I tried, but I'm a true lefty and have to everything with my left hand. Even that.
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That's why Ihad the walls sound-proofed.
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I adore children.

Quote From "The In-Laws" (The Orignal)

Peter Falk (Vince), a CIA agent is talking to his taxi driver, Travis Bickle - just kidding - actually a very young David Paymer.



VINCE: Are you thinking of joining? I’ll tell you, the benefits are great. The trick is not to get yourself killed. That there is really the key to the whole benefits program.

Quote From "Cop Land"

Sylvester Stallone wants to go after all the corrupt cops in town. Ray Liotta tries to talk sesne into him...

LIOTTA: Being right does not give you a bulletproof badge.

Quote From "Big"

The Jon Lovitz character sitting in the cubicle next to the now "big" Tom Hanks receives an inner office call:

LOVITZ: What?! I gave that to you yesterday...Oh, here it is.

Quotes From "Barfly"

Raging alcoholics Henry and Wanda are sitting at a dive bar

WANDA: You got a problem with cops?

HENRY: No, but I like it better when they're not around.