Monday, December 15, 2008

20 Lists I Won't Make

The Goofy Side Of Charles Manson
Fun Things About Constipation
Reasons I Love Telemarketers
Best Things About Unrequited Love
Overlooked Positives About Catching Fire
Reasons Why I Adore People Who Yell
The Pluses Of Dying
Why People Against Cruelty To Animals Are Wrong
Reasons The Heart Isn Unnecessary
The Devil’s Good Qualities
Reasons We Need More Crystal Meth Labs
Why Murder Should Be Legal
Gaping Holes In The Argument “the death penalty is too harsh for jay-walkers”
Why “I felt like it” Is A Valid Point For Stealing Cars
Why Dehydration And Starvation Are Character Builders
Child Abuse: A Recipe For Comedy
The Many Talents Of Paris Hilton
Why Starting Christmas Season Before Halloween In No Manner Diminishes Holiday Spirit
Train Derailments: The Coolest Things Ever
My Favorite Person The Serial Killer

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