My First List

10. At 10, I’ll decide the list will be 10 items long

9. At 9, I’ll strongly believe I can reach my 10-item quota

8. At 8, I’ll fully doubt I can reach my 10-item quota, as it took 4 minutes to think up #9.

7. At 7, I’ll drift off and forget what I was doing.

6. At 6, I’ll delude myself into thinking my 10-item quota is possible

5. At 5, I’ll think of writing “five golden rings” but then realize The Twelve Days Of Christmas is too popular to plagiarize…not that I’d ever plagiarize

4. At 4, I’ll decide the 10-item quota is just another of the rules “The Man” has always used to keep us down…even though I’m the one who made the rule

3. At 3, I'll wish I had #7 back

2. At 2, I’ll decide lists should be about something, a point I should have listed at #10 and listed #10 at #9

1. At 1, I’ll decide I should redo my list