Unheralded Revolutionary

There’s revolutionary in history that changed our way of life and has yet to be heralded. I will be changing that right now.

I’m speaking of course of the man who came up with the simple whistle that slides up to a high note than quickly back down to a low note that lets women know: You one hot-looking mama.

I don’t where he came up with it, when he came up with it, or the inspiration for it. I only know its positive ramifications.

Where would construction workers be without it? In fact, where would all men be without it? No idea what to say to a passing woman? Pull out the whistle.

How misunderstood he must have been in his time.

Well, today sir, I salute you.