Men & Their Penises

It’s been said men spend all their time thinking about their penises, and, if they were given an extra moment a day, they’d spend that thinking about their penises, too. Well, you are looking at an aberration (well, looking in the 21st century way – through words written on the Internet). I do not spend all my time thinking about my penis, not even 1/6 of a nanosecond.

Nope, I spend all my time NOT thinking about my penis. I even record in journals just how often I don’t think about my penis.

For instance, a few entries from yesterday:

6:00:00am - Not thinking about my penis
6:00:30am - Still not thinking about my penis
6:01:00am - Still not thinking about my penis
601:30am – Still not thinking about my penis

And on and on it goes.

I have dozens upon dozens upon dozens of boxes filled with these journals going back years that I flip through every night just so I can reflect on just how often I don’t think about my penis, just like I’m not thinking about my penis now.

Unfortunately, I’m not sure I’ll ever be able to fully describe how freeing it is to spend all your time not thinking about your penis, instead of spending all of it thinking about your penis.

But, to maybe give an indication:

If I were given an extra moment a day, I'd spend that not thinking about my penis, too.