Recipe For Stress Release

And since there's no money changing hands I'll go ahead and guarantee the money you're not paying be back
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Ready? It's easy. It's a sound.

Laughing children? Screw that. Cooing lovers? Not a chance. Twitter morning songbirds. Please.

No, the sound - my favorite in the whole world - the CRINKLING sound the computer Recycle Bin makes when you delete a file from it. I make up Word documents just so I can delete them and hear that CRINKLE sound...and I'm cool like the Dalai Lama.

Try it sometime when the world’s got you overwhelmed. Put the computer volume at just the right level, make up a Word document in it (anything quick is fine), immediately place it in the Recycle bin, sit back in a comfortable position, hit Delete and just listen to that CRINKLE as if real paper’s being balled up and thrown away.

CRINKLE. CRINKLE. You can almost see the hand crumpling it.

Then, simply, repeat until stress-free.

!!!And don't forget my not-giving-back-the-money-you-never-paid-me guarantee!!

CRINKLE. CRINKLE. You can almost see an actual hand crumpling it up.

I guarantee all refunds for this free advise.