"Studies" and Money

I recently read about a “study” undertaken to determine the most dangerous place in the world.

The answer: IRAQ

Give me $2.50, I tell you that answer right now.

I also read another “study” that determined essentially that teens have sex because it makes them feel good.

I’ll give you that answer right now and for free.

How much money are these people getting paid to “study” these subjects?

I guarantee it’s more than $2.50…and remember I’m giving my answer to the second “study” for free, so it’s definitely more than $1.25 per study.

So, next time you need an obvious answer to an obvious question, think about me.