I knew concert were getting…well, pricey, to be kind about the matter. But a friend just told me the last time The Rolling Stones came around, the good seats cost $450. That’s right FOUR HUNDRED AND FIFTY DOLLARS.
Plain and simple, for that kind of money, I expect sex. That money should definitely be a package deal: a concert and sexual act. And I don’t mean with a nice lady of the evening. I mean with a band member.
Now, I’m a heterosexual man, but I don’t care. After the show one of The Rolling Stones will be engaging in some form of copulation with me…and NO, Charlie Watts doesn’t count.
If not sex, they better be over my house at some point to do some yard work or help me clean out the garage.
$450. That’s insanity….except I guess it’s not because people paid it.
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