Arm and Leg Pain

I recently developed this pain in my left arm and leg. The pain finally got so bad, I went to the doctor who fixed them up, good as new.

Unfortunately, it cost me an arm and a leg, so I’m worse off than I was when I went in.

(Do you believe I had the nerve to say that? Was that a jeer from the crowd? Just for that...)

I decided to have prosthetics fitted onto the stumps which rectified that – they've come along away with those – but THAT cost me an arm and a leg. So, now here I am limbless, with only one set of prosthetics and out of arms and legs to pay for another set.

If you would lend me and arm and a leg to rectify this, I’d gladly pay you Tuesday. (Wimpy from Popeye reference there)

Remember you brought that on yourself. If you just hadn't jeered.